Saturday, November 18, 2006

Most Annoying Questions, Ever

It's hard to tell, with Americans, earnest curiousity from polite courteousness. Upon seeing some friends or colleagues for the first time in months, it seems that not enough thought is put into assembling thought-provoking questions. Here are the top three most annoying questions:
  • "How was it?"
    • This is so fantastically open-ended, it's hard to know where to start. My responses have ranged from "awesome" to "a great growth experience". My selection of response usually depends on how jealous or upset the person will become if I were to say, "That trip was so crunk that even Snoop Dogg is going to be talking about missing out for years to come."
  • "Did you have a great time?"
    • "No. Terrible. Tan and weight loss do not suit me. I am elated to be back on soil of Glorious Leader Bush."
  • "How was Sweden?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sooo..... how was Sweden?

Anonymous said...

Sweden is supposed to be beautiful this time of year, covered in white and full of Christmas magic. Too bad you left at the best time.

Oh, Geneva is gorgeous right now too. About 50 degrees and sunny, great views on the Alps and Jura. We miss you over here, buddy. Convince Darcy to get back over here soon!
c-rock