Overheard

Just found a great website called Overheard in New York. Reminds me of my experience shortly after coming back to the US of overhearing ridiculous conversations. Some of my favorites:

• Man: I just don't get it! Just last night you were complaining about how you never try anything new, but you feel like you should.
• Woman: Ok, well ordering the roast duck is a little different than a threesome, Tim.

• Kid #1: Paper beats rock. BAM! Your rock is blowed up!
• Kid #2: "Bam" doesn't blow up, "bam" makes it spicy. Now I got a SPICY ROCK! You can't defeat that!

• Young woman #1: Guys never want to eat me out.
• Middle-aged dad with kids: Hey, we're trying to eat over here.
• Young woman #1: See, even hearing about it freaks them out.
• Young man at next table: Maybe I can take a look for you and give you my assessment.
• Middle-aged dad with kids: For God's sake, this is a family restaurant!
• Young woman #2: You have a very controversial vagina.

• Older woman: Excuse me, miss?
• Younger woman: Yeah?
• Older woman: Your veil, your burqa is very beautiful. I didn't know your people were allowed to wear it in bright colors.
• Younger woman: It's not a burqa, it's a poncho. I'm Jewish. It's for the rain. I got it at TJ Maxx.

• Guy #1: I'd totally hit that.
• Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England.

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I don't think these folks get it

I get one of these every week in my inbox at work. It's a notification for me to fill out my online timecard.

"This is an automated reminder, no replies necessary.

REMINDER: It is Friday and you have not created a timesheet for this week or previous week(s) listed below.

In order to avoid the Monday rush, please create a timesheet and release today.

Thank you."

WTF is "the Monday rush"? Is this like a run on the virtual bank?