What jealousy looks like

1. Go to work in morning. Open browser. Go here.
2. Observe mid-afternoon revelry and note ambient air temperature here.
3. Look up, observe your cubicle surroundings, and realize you are still at work.
4. Go to bathroom, look in mirror. Behold: jealousy.
5. Splash your face with water, return to your cube, repeat in 3 hours.